Great freaking read; I needed the laugh. I to was laughing my A-- off in regard to the Lie Nielsen boxes. if people could only read my mind lol, just being nice about it.
Was going to resurrect a joke from one of Schwarz's books (ADB I think?) about Shaker Style Liquor cabinets but I learned they would occasionally drink cider, and there are apparently dozens of "shaker style liquor cabinets" to choose from on Wayfair.
I'll go a little 'blue':
"Shaker-inspired sex furniture for the home woodworker: 12 projects you can build in a weekend"
I worked in a woodturning shop. We didn't bother sweeping the shavings up til end of day. The UPS guy saw something move and I had him convinced we had a hamster infestation (it was mice).
"What's all this I hear about ridiculous woodworking books?
Books should not be written about ridiculous woodworking!"
-Emily Litella
How 'bout "How to Win at Belt Sander Races".
Great freaking read; I needed the laugh. I to was laughing my A-- off in regard to the Lie Nielsen boxes. if people could only read my mind lol, just being nice about it.
Hilarious. I would like to see a book titled "How to Keep Your Shop Clean and Neat Without Any Effort".
It’s in the “Fiction” section!
The popular YouTube wood porn is “How I made furniture from Wood Pallets”.
Debbie Does Dowels, and Other Joinery.
The Anarchist Cutting Board
And the new, improved edition: The Anarchist’s Charcuterie Board (w/free, downloadable Epoxy PDF).
“Yes, you can biscuit!” might already be the working title for my memoir…
Was going to resurrect a joke from one of Schwarz's books (ADB I think?) about Shaker Style Liquor cabinets but I learned they would occasionally drink cider, and there are apparently dozens of "shaker style liquor cabinets" to choose from on Wayfair.
I'll go a little 'blue':
"Shaker-inspired sex furniture for the home woodworker: 12 projects you can build in a weekend"
If Shakers designed a liquor cabinet, it would be this one from Rob Spiece in Berea, Kentucky. https://www.robertspiece.com/kentucky-spirits-cabinet
Shaker Furniture How to build the Sabbathday Lake Siege de l'amour.
Don't know what stick chair is in French, but I'll try:
chaise d'amour en bâtons de bois?
“Artisanal Hamster Bedding: The Money Making Side Hustle for the Boutique Woodworker in You.”
How to turn $500 into a $200 table is my favorite title—husband is a carpenter and he could’ve written that….
I worked in a woodturning shop. We didn't bother sweeping the shavings up til end of day. The UPS guy saw something move and I had him convinced we had a hamster infestation (it was mice).
"A Mab Libs Approach to Inspirational Sign Making"
How about Sean Hellmans book,
Shaving Horses, Lap Shaves and other Woodland Vices.
Sounds like a fun weekend out