Board Feet BS
How not to buy wood.
“Welcome to the Cambium Café! May I take your order?”
“Yes, I’d like 2.3125 pounds of sustenance.”
“Oooo. Excellent choice sir. And how would you like that sustenance?”
“Let’s see. I’d like 8 ounces of grilled protein, 17 ounces of starch, fried. And 12 ounces of steamed vegetable matter.”
“You got it.”
That’s not how we order food. And it’s not how I buy wo…
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